Romney's team say they can win without Ohio.... and why I think that's good...
Recently, like within the last day or so, the Mitt Romney team has started to change their narrative. "We can win without Ohio!"Well, I think that's fantastic news!Why?Because Mitt Romney has now...
View ArticleMitt's "Gift" to the Democrats
So Mitt Romney, during a big conference to his (no doubt steaming-mad) campaign donors, said that Obama won because the President promised "gifts" to minorities (y'know, blacks, women, hispanics......
View ArticleWhy Karl Rove (Probably) Didn't Hack the 2004 Election
Recently, the hacktivist group Anonymous claimed it stopped Karl Rove from hacking voting machines in Ohio.Many Obama supporters, including myself, have been debating Anonymous' claim quite hotly....
View ArticleOMG!!! Teh Book That Would Have Destroyed Teh Obama!!!1!!1!
Thomas Sowell, conservative columnist and owner of the most slap-dash website I've ever seen, has blown the cover off an explosive new book that would have cost Obama teh election!!! It's positively...
View ArticleI Read Mona Charen So You Don't Have To
Ah, another day another dumb. As I relax with my cup of coffee and spread my local Conservative paper across my lap I see that Mona Charen, conservative columnist and scheduled speaker at what must...
View ArticleProfessor Michael Mann is suing the National Review
As people may know on Dailykos, I am a fairly new diarist. What is my hobby? My hobby is reading conservative columnists. Why do I do this excruciating thing? I do it so you don't have to. You may...
View ArticleI Read Michelle Malkin So You Don't Have To
You know, it must be very hard to be a female conservative these days. Not only must Republican women strive their best to ignore the same things Republican men strenuously ignore (the droughts, the...
View ArticleHoly Moly! Rich Lowry Just Became a Liberal!
For those of you who choose not to pollute your brains with right-wing cranial fecal spray (cranial santorum?) that is regularly spewed from the cavernous depths of the National Review here is a quick...
View ArticleI Read Charles Krauthammer So You Don't Have To
Halloween has arrived two months too late... but boy has it arrived with a vengeance!Dear readers, before I continue on with this column, let me just unburden myself of what is easily the most...
View ArticleStarving Academic? Need Cash Now? Deny Climate Change!
Okay, so you finally got the damn degree, but you're over a hundred grand in debt and your dick of a supervisor at KFC won't give you more hours. What are you going to do? Ask Mom for a loan? Sell your...
View ArticleScrew It, I'm Eating at Chick-fil-A
Okay, full disclosure here. I'm not the healthiest of people. Oh my physicals tend to end up all right with no nasty surprises- and for that I'm thankful- but my GP always ends by gently addressing the...
View ArticleRand and Rubio in pissing contest
Rubio drinks the water and Rand hints that he needs to pee.According to nbcnews.com, Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are already unzipping their flies and seeing who can go further for the gold in 2016.Of...
View ArticleA Shout-Out to "Dear Abby"
Jeanne Phillips, the daughter of Pauline "Abigail Van Buren" Phillips, deserves a lot of praise. In a recent "Dear Abby" column of hers Ms. Phillips stated the clear, simple truth of abortion. She...
View ArticleTaking a Page from the Anti-Abortion Playbook
Well, once again a vocal minority has blocked legislation that a majority of Americans supported including the assault weapons ban and background checks.You see, according to the GOP anti-abortion...
View ArticleWhy a Mandatory Military Draft Makes Sense
Frankly, if anything makes me truly happy, it is pro life guys. Nothing gets a girl going like watching a be-penised individual like Rick Santorum or Rick Perry or George W. Bush or any crowd of...
View ArticleJoin "Tissues for Teabaggers!"
If you are like me, you were probably very moved by Ms. Becky Gerritson's testimony concerning IRS targeting of conservative groups. Gerritson is the president of the Wetumpka Tea Party in Alabama......
View ArticleAnn Coulter calls Sean Hannity a "Liberal"
Ann Coulter threw the "L"-word at Sean Hannity two days ago. Hannity, as he (very) occasionally does, asked a reasonable question to Ann Coulter: "After enforcing border security, what would you do...
View ArticleIreland to Legalize Abortion
Ireland is considering legalizing abortion in ...but only in VERY extreme circumstances. Apparently after the tragic and unnecessary death of Savita Halappanaver the government of Ireland have decided...
View ArticleIllegal Abortions Spike in Texas
From the "Saw It Coming a Mile Away" department, Texas' restrictive laws on abortion and birth control have been a boon to illegal abortion providers and miscarriage-inducing drug peddlers. Bloomberg...
View ArticleBarbara Bush wants Hillary Clinton to run for President
Barbara Bush, no not THAT Barbara Bush but her grand daughter and daughter of George W. Bush, has thrown her weight behind Hillary Clinton in 2016. Read on!The 31-year-old daughter of the former...
View Article"There was a SWAT team in my house today!"
Before I tell this story I should introduce myself a bit. I'm eowynsdottir and I'm your typical white progressive feminist living in Florida. If you accuse me of being racist I'll bristle and say:...
View ArticlePossible Small Victory for Abortion Rights in California
California state lawmakers have sent Gov. Jerry Brown a proposal that would allow not just doctors but nurse practitioners to perform first-trimester abortions.Let me just remind you that, unlike what...
View ArticleHey you stupid liberals! Jonah Goldberg has you all figured out!
Liberals. I mean, what can you say? What is with them and their irrational belief that Ted Cruz is a bad guy?? I mean, they're constantly talking about Cruz's hypocrisy in criticizing Wendy Davis...
View ArticleRep Patrick Murphy (D-FL18) is Already Flattening Republican Challengers in...
Representative Patrick Murphy, the young Democrat who unseated Allen West in the 2012 election by a sliver of a vote, is already steamrolling three potential Republican challengers for 2014 in...
View ArticleJohn Boehner to Allow Immigration Reform to "Go Forward."
Of course he's lying!John Boehner, in an effort to eat his breakfast at a DC restaurant, tries to shrug off the pleas of two children of illegal immigrants who ask him to allow them to see their...
View ArticleWhy I'm Grateful for Rush Limbaugh
Happy Martin Luther King's Day people. I hope you're all enjoying the long weekend and an extra day off.I'd like to start off this day with some thoughts on racism in America and where it stands at...
View ArticleSchadenfreude of the Week
Ain’t it great when bad things happen to bad people? Let’s recap.1) Cliven Bundy was arrested and now faces 42 years in prison. Yup. Your ass is ours Bundy! So are your sons. Dumbasses are now in...
View ArticleHow I went from Hillary to Bernie and then back to Hillary
On the morning after three massive wins for the Bernie Sanders campaign in Hawaii, Alaska, and Washington state, I am here to discuss why I voted for Hillary Clinton in the Florida primary and why I...
View ArticleBernie, please stay in the race
Okay, fair warning, I am a Hillary Clinton supporter. Like most Hillary Clinton supporters, I will vote and volunteer for Sanders if he gets the Democratic nomination…. but my heart is with Hillary....
View ArticleI met a Bernie supporter on the beach today.
I met a Bernie supporter on the beach today. Or yesterday evening rather. It was sunset. I was with my five-year-old son. As we strolled along beside the waves a young man in a blue “Bernie”...
View ArticleRasmussen predicted Romney ahead by +2 this time of year in 2012
So we’ve all heard about the House of Ras conducting a poll showing Trump ahead of Clinton by +2 points in a general election. Chilling, right? Or right on schedule (emphasis on “right.”)...
View ArticleThis is Grace Under Pressure
Do you want grace under pressure? Do you want calm and measured responses under a pressure cooker of various attacks from all sides? Do you want to see your future president preside over a...
View ArticleA Florida Woman's Journey to Hillary (TRIGGER WARNING: Descriptions of...
It’s two in the morning during a Florida summer. I’m on “ride time,” a mandatory 24-hour shift at a fire station for paramedic students. The tones ring throughout the fire station. “Medic priority...
View ArticleWhelp, saw my first "Gary Johnson" bumper sticker yesterday.
And, reporting to you now from the crimson county of Martin in the purple state of Florida, I have now officially seen my first “Gary Johnson 2016” bumper sticker.My first thought upon seeing that...
View Article#Regrexit, and a warning to Bernie-or-Bust.
So this is an interesting story.Apparently a large proportion of “Leave” voters in the “Brexit” were voting “Leave” as a protest against the establishment. They never thought that “Leave” would pass....
View ArticleIf you are a Muslim in Florida who went to work on June 13th, Thank You.
I’ve been meeting to write this blog for some time now. After the Orlando shooting on June 12th, Florida was- is- reeling. When I heard of the shooting on June 12th, I just felt sick. I really...
View ArticleSCOTUS, abortion, and walking in my shoes.
The Supreme Court, along with some pretty damn amazing lawyers, delivered a great blow to the forced-birth movement this week. This is an extraordinary victory for women’s health So many clinics have...
View ArticleThe Dallas Police are trying to stop further violence. Let's help them.
Reports on the recent Dallas shooting state that several suspects are in custody and being questioned by the police. Let us note that the police are being careful to not release the names or...
View ArticleThe GOP 2020 Presidential Campaign has officially begun!
So the GOP doesn’t like the fact that FBI Director James Comey is bringing no charges against Hillary Clinton. Unsurprising. If Comey had recommended an indictment for Hillary followed by turning...
View ArticleWomen will be in charge in 2017.
We are at a turning point in history when it comes to women. 2017 will see more women in charge of major economies than at any time in history. Hillary Clinton will most likely be the next...
View ArticleThe New Polls Make Me Nervous and Confident at the Same Time.
So there has been a new poll dump this morning…. and there is good news and bad news. The good news is that new national polls still have Clinton maintaining an edge over Trump. The bad news...
View ArticlePolice Shootings and American Veterans' Mental Health
There have been two horrific police shootings in recent days. The first shooting in Dallas TX was done during a “Black Lives Matter” protest. Five officers died. The shooter, Micah Johnson, was a...
View ArticleI will not apologize for my candidate.
We are about to get our first female president.Sorry guys.HAHA! No. Nope. Not sorry.Yeah, that’s right. We’re about to get our first woman president and I’m not fucking sorry. I’m through saying “I’m...
View ArticleOne sentence shows why Hillary Clinton will win this election.
I saw the sentence that ensured Hillary Clinton will win this election. The sentence came courtesy of this diary. I don’t understand "Pokemon Go,” but reportedly the (Clinton) campaign is...
View ArticleFlorida expects 80% of its electorate to vote, a record high.
Florida Secretary of State Ken Detzner is expecting 80% of Florida's electorate to vote. That is a record high. That turnout is only matched by 1992, where 83% of the electorate voted. Who won...
View ArticleI Like the Pantsuit.
I like the pantsuit.I’m not going to lie. I like the pantsuit. I like Hillary Clinton’s iconic outfit.What is it about the pantsuit? What is it about the outfit that so defines Hillary and so enrages...
View ArticleWill "Midwestern Values" give the election to Clinton/Kaine?
“Midwestern Values” is not just an Al Franken PAC. It’s a real thing. “Midwestern Values” aka “Midwestern Nice” is sort of an attitude found among the Middle American region. Be nice. Play fair....
View ArticleToday I became a Republican.
So today I became a Republican. Amazing. I didn’t even know it was happening! Silly me, thinking that I was a Democrat all this time. I’m actually a Republican! Wow! Let me explain. Today...
View ArticleTrump actually has a smart campaign strategy this time.
Don’t laugh, but I actually have a feeling that Trump has a smart campaign strategy this time around. So Trump has been going down in the polls because he’s seen as a loose cannon, right? Saying...
View ArticleMan bites dog. Male Candidate is Body-Shamed Far More Often Than Female...
So what does it say about feminism that in a presidential election between a man and a woman, the man is being body-shamed far more than the woman? Man bites dog. I gotta admit, if I had to...
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